So, I love my fiance to death, but he says some ridiculous shit. I mean, he says things that make me question not only his sanity, but my own as well.
During conversations that he and I have had, I have jokingly mentioned that I was going to make a blog of the random $%*# he says. Over time, the joke became a reality - thus resulting in this blog.
To kick this whole thing off, here's the most recent random WTF?! conversation.
Fiance: When I get old, I'm going to grow my toe hair really long and have you cornrow that shit.
Me: Cornrow that shit? Your toe hair?
Fiance: Yeah, or dread* it.
Me: You want dreads on your toes? You're so gross.
*dread - as in dreadlocks
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