ever so sweet

This lovely, gem of a comment, came just before a conversation about how terrible my fiance is with directions.

Him: This is going to sound romantic, but it's not intended to be.
Me: Okay, what is it?
Him: I'm lost without you. Literally.
Me: Did you get lost coming home?
Him: I didn't think so, unitl I went over 65 and realized I didn't know where I was supposed to turn at.

Despite his distate for unintended romantic comments, I still love him.

use your language

"That's going to be ridiculoutarded.
I just made that up.
You're so lucky."

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am so lucky that my fiance makes up words such as ridiculoutarded to express his distaste and disdain for things out our society.

tattoo me now

I recently mentioned I wanted a new tattoo & the following is the response my fiance had...

Fiance: "You should get a tattoo of my face on your face, so every time you look in the mirror you can see me."
Me: "I should be so lucky."

Green Light: Now Begin

So, I love my fiance to death, but he says some ridiculous shit. I mean, he says things that make me question not only his sanity, but my own as well.


During conversations that he and I have had, I have jokingly mentioned that I was going to make a blog of the random $%*# he says. Over time, the joke became a reality - thus resulting in this blog.

To kick this whole thing off, here's the most recent random WTF?! conversation.

Fiance: When I get old, I'm going to grow my toe hair really long and have you cornrow that shit.
Me: Cornrow that shit? Your toe hair?
Fiance: Yeah, or dread* it.
Me: You want dreads on your toes? You're so gross.

*dread - as in dreadlocks